THE WHOLE NORTH POLE RIGAMAROLE (+ Polyphonic Prose)

At the North Pole, on the final day, while elves were packing Santa’s big red sleigh, the crew were arguing about whatchamacallit and why that is what some will call it. Then the newest and plumper load lumper put a sticker on the Christmas sleigh’s back bumper. It caused everyone to pause, including Rudolph and little Thumper. Tempers all started to flare, everywhere, and some elves all just stopped and angrily stared. Their shared silent treatment filled the whole North Pole square. Soon, something most rare, everything stayed suspended in midair. Nothing was getting done by those elves standing there.   Santa was about to start his run, but the magic sleigh was underloaded, by about two hundred tonnes. When Wacky kicked Big Paul, it almost ended in a whole snowball brawl, until Santa showed up and ended it all.