Squigs Found My Coffee

It showed up one day and started puttin little red squigglies undr my typos and mispellins. It also does not understand I type with an east texas flaver. I named it Squigs and wrote it on it in sharpie. Used a red shrarpie and put a squggly under its name just ta get even. Found out it likes coffee same as me. Hot, black and non a them dang pollutants. Coffee and water (capital period).