The Old Man And The Sand

Jeremiah Silt was an old man in a retirement home who had never gone after any risk in his life, one day on his 100th birthday he decided to change that fact and hopped out of the window and walked in a straight line. Eventually he found himself in the Wanderer's Desert, it was there that he developed a love of sculpting and is the cause of all the extravagant and physically impossibly shaped monuments that are found sporadically throughout the Desert.