Draco Sloth, “the lawmaker”

Don't listen to the Dan behind the curtain, he spent too much time in the Texas sun today! 😂🤣 This is great, and I love the part about being suffocated under a pile of clothes!

I have a theory here: Slothy realized he needed an image for his Daily, so he just ran outside, grabbed some poor random sloth off the street, slapped a wig on him, and said "Please, just look dramatic while I take a picture, this is a History emergency!" But much more likely, Slothy is a creative and comedic superstar and I just spent too much time in the sun today 😉😂