Gas Station Sushi

you, me, gas station. what are we gettin' for dinner? why sushi of course! uh oh! there was a dooby inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. we're surrounded by fish, amorous fish, you know what that means! fish closet make out session! the stench drives in a bear! what are we gonna do? we're gonna fight it, bear fight, bare handed, bare... naked?!?! OH YES PLEASE! we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. dance dance revolution, revolution? overthrow the government? uhhh i think so? next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as jesus christ, i turn into a jet, and fly into the sun. black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (which i didnt know you could do by the way) wake up again, smoke a joint, then i turn INTO the sun, WUH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!!!

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