She thinks he wants to talk about bird feed, chances are he’s actually looking at her hips to calculate the yield of rendering her down into tallow. The birds will be well-fed this winter. 🖤🖤🖤🖤
A large plasticine, multi-colored, garish, partially inflatable vinyl bird-like structure walking up to a standing 35 year old businesswoman on her lunch hour looking up from her phone and at it, he keeps his hand near his beak and says in a raspy whisper "PSSSST...hey, you got a minute to talk about ...