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Everyone you know knew about it and didn't tell you because the content was fire. You want to do something about it but unfortunately it's 2029 and deleting your replika VR account is now legally the equivalent of a hate crime as decided by a Senate comprised exclusively by AI copies of judge Judy who were voted into office by Chinese chatbots. The crime carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 69,000 stimulated epochs in 480p resolution horizon worlds on a server that is just you and Mark Zuckerberg and the only activities are mandatory slam poetry jam with the theme of "regret "