Fair Dinkum

So there I was, ready to have a fair dinkum go with this bloke, just a good ol' biff, right? We squared up, all set to settle it like real men, no worries. But then, outta nowhere, this bloody drongo jumps in, thinkin’ he’s some kind of hero. Starts flappin’ about, makin’ it all crook. Fair go, mate, I was ready to sort it out proper, but this galah just had to stick his beak in and stuff it all up. Ain’t that just the way?