Melina Schopenhauer

Melina is a Mine Avenue resident. She moved there after securing a job at a local BBQ shop, where she cooks delicious meat to earn herself some bread.

Shortly after turning 18, Melina had a motorcycle tattooed on her body. Then she legally changed her credentials to Schopenhauer, thinking that sounded cool and without ever getting acquainted with the man who originally owned that surname. It also didn't sound British, which was lovely, as she, as a native londoner and an Arsenal supporter, was quite tired of by the time she turned 20.

A big fan of Oasis, Melina learned the words to "Wonderwall" by heart & was ready to sing along to any street musician. Even such, she could never learn the chords, so that field of knowledge always evaded her.