It's A Woman's Army

It used to be a men's army, and things were terrible. Corruption in the ranks, war crimes, war criminals going into politics. It was bad.

Finally, things are different. After kindly telling the good men of the armed forces where they could take their honorable discharges, things took a turn for the better.

Now we have discipline and combat readiness and professionalism just like before. But we also have kindness and empathy and a willingness to listen and hope that we don't need to do our jobs, because peace is the ultimate goal that we should strive for, right?

For now, however, the Chairwoman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States of America inspects the latest group of cadets that will soon be officers in this new and improved army.

Let's be thankful that it's a woman's army now, and let's pray that it stays that way.

I mean, men in charge, really? What was anyone even thinking?