Clark Kent shirtless in office

"Yes, chief?" A shirtless Clark Kent steps into the office of the editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet.

"Kent, there's something different about you..." Perry White says, "But I can't quite put my finger on it. Did you get a haircut?"

"No, sir," Clark chuckled nervously, making his pecs dance involuntarily.

"New glasses?"

"No, sir. Same pair I've worn for a year now."

"So what's different about you?"

"Is it because I'm half-naked?" Clark asked.

"No! That's what we expect from you," said Mr. White, "If you put on a shirt, you're fired!"

"Yes, sir!"

"OH yes, now I know!" Mr. White exclaimed, "You're not wearing a tie. It's not casual Friday, Kent. It's quite unprofessional of you not to wear a tie."

"Okay, sir, I'll put on a tie!"