Charon! The best turistic guid you could ask! (get owned, Virgil)

...And the demon shouted: "And on your left" and all the people turned their heads. " You'll see the left of the Acheron!". Then shouted again "And on the right!" People turned their head again with worried looks in their eyes. They waited, waited, waited, waited..."You see the right side of the Acheron!" said the demon erupting in a concert of many laughts comming from his corrupted self. While the pour souls in the river could only roll their eyes, is not the first or the millionth time he has made the same joke over and over...