SPLOTCH, BAD-LUCK-LASS'S SIDEKICK NINJA-KITTY IN A SOLO OUTER SPACE MISSION ISSUE #01

In the cosmic void where stars ignite, Splotch, the ninja-kitty, takes flight, Aboard a rocket the size of a barn, Adventure calls, in this feline solo yarn. With whiskers keen and stealthy paws, He zooms past planets, without a pause, Meowing tunes to the twinkling stars, His mission clear, to thwart the bizarre. In a galaxy far from the earthly sprawl, Splotch wields claws, and not in a simple brawl, A space ninja with both stealth and grace, Pouncing through the cosmic maze. He battles deadly aliens with feline ninja flair, A furry whirlwind, smooth moves beyond compare, With flips and spins in zero-g, Splotch defends with ninja kitty glee. His mission may be solo, yet oh so grand, Protecting stars and far-off lands, Bad-Luck-Lass's trusty ally in space, Ninja-kitty with an interstellar embrace. So here's to Splotch, the cosmic kitty ace, Navigating space at an incredible pace, A feline hero, agile and witty, Oh so tough and oh so gritty, He is Splotch the Interstellar ninja-kitty