Lego Peeps Rebellion, $109.99

WELCOME TO THE MARSHMALLOW APOCALYPSE.

Tired of being soft, squishy, and seasonally shelved, the Peeps have finally snapped. No longer content to be microwaved for science or abandoned in Easter baskets, these foam-based renegades are rising up — with candy-coated fury and questionable leadership.

Inside this box, you’ll find:

-12 armed Peeps insurgents (now with opposable paw-thumbs)

-1 unhinged military strategist mini-fig with a passion for charts and combustion

-A whiteboard of doom covered in illegible strategy notes, global conspiracy doodles, and suspiciously sticky fingerprints

-Pill-shaped "treats" (do not eat)

MISSION OBJECTIVE: Topple global marshmallow diplomacy. Redistribute sugar. Burn it all. Then rebuild a society where no peep is left behind...

Sponsored by: 🧼 CleanPlay™ – because revolution is messy. The United Sweet Treat Syndicate – “You didn’t hear it from us.”