PLUMBING PROBLEM (+ Polyphonic Prose)

Mickey always ate such gluey stuff too much, the kind almost no one ever would touch. Mustard on Marshmallows, rhubarb mixed with mashed potatoes, and never nachos with tomato salsa or cheese --- Mickey smothered these with sauces causing liver failure and premature heart disease.

Yet, his eating habits weren’t entirely the gumming problem; although, it stemmed from red plum garlic paste and ongoing plugged personal plumbing waste. Delicately put, all that greasy and garlicky gastronomical goop can cause serious issues with poop.

Still, not wishing to speak indiscreetly or to compound Mickey’s sticky issue completely, there was a pipe blockage stuck most concretely.

It wasn’t so easy, flushing Mickey’s problems away… unplugging the gunk took three plumbers all day.