NEWS, WEATHER, AND TRAFFIC (+ Polyphonic Prose)

Nathan isn’t sure why it’s this way, but he feels like his radio lies to him all day. Just like a game, his radio is always saying that what it just said was disclaimed. The weather can’t just rain… it’s mainly sunny or partly cloudy, but these sound to be both the same.

Every product promoted won’t diagnose, treat, or cure. They sometimes speak so quickly that it makes Nathan feel even more insecure. Some pills to take for his small tension headache, with more side effects than ingredients in a multilayer fruit cake.

The traffic is good, except where he is at, while firefighters rescue a tree climbing calico cat.

Nathan believes some of the radio announcement narrations may be simply false information.

There’s a sloth with a banana at an airport gate, waiting for the next flight. It must be a slow radio news night.