“Dave, why do you have that knife? DAVE!”

Super

Just wait 'til he introduces you to the toaster... brace yourself, loaf!

Or perhaps he'll make some french toast. There are worse ways to go than to be drizzled in such decadent sweetness...

Either way, just be glad bread doesn't go into smoothies! You don't wanna know what happens to the fruit Dave gathers every morning...

ohhh non pas ça :( 🖤❣️🖤

(Runs) "NO...NO...NOOOOOOO!!!!" (Tackles Dave) knife slides across the floor to the opposite side of the kitchen (Looks at Dave angrily) "DAVE!!...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"

Back away from the knife Dave!

this is the best fu** that knife

DAVE NO

Hooo pour bread

Your toast you loafer!

Awww. lol!