Grievous Gifts

What’s the worst gift you can imagine getting? Something huge that won't fit in your home? Something expensive to care for/keep? Something ugly? Create your best worst gift idea, one you wouldn’t give to your worst enemy (unless he started it). Make sure to caption it to let us know why you think it would be a terrible gift! Nothing will be rejected because everything is subjective as to what is worst.

For best effect and ranking create something really odd, funny, creepy, or unusual in keeping with the room theme. When voting consider the idea and it's caption at least as highly as you consider how good an image it is.

2 days to enter, 1 to vote, 1 to see the results. Rank until 60 entries, then we switch to vote. All models and uploads allowed.

New challenge one day after this one finishes so come back for it! Next challenge in 4 days will be Exaggerated Emotion.