Red suit, grey hair: making space on the street

Her office building, stately and ancient. But hipsters and their weird tech jobs were infringing. They were too healthy for cigars.

That worked for her when she was in a hurry. She just pulled out the cigar, and health-conscious types scattered, waving their hands and coughing even though it wasn't even lit. Some mentioned she shouldn't, really, you know, because reasons. Some, she recognized the next time.

It had been a busy week. She'd pulled the cigar out a lot. On Friday, she would smoke it on her patio as he neighbors upstairs held a horribly noisy house party indoors. Their music was terrible, but the condo association terms allowed it.

As well as wonderful cigars, thankfully.