An elf man with his Dwarf girlfriend

Interviewer: "Tell me, how's feel to be interracial couple? Did you fall in love right away?"

Dwarf girlfriend (playfully): "Oh, no! I hated him at first! Hahahhaa!"

Elf man (playfully): "Oh yeah. She couldn't stand me.... But eventually I won her over. I kept showing up at her coffee house...."

Interviewer interrupting: " So, you wore her down!"

Elf man: "......yeah! I definitely worn her down, hahaha!"

Dwarf girlfriend: "He would come in, every morning....I would think, God! There he is again!...hahah! But... yeah. He worn me down, and I started to look forward to him coming in everyday..."

Interviewer: "But, one day he didn't coming in...."

Dwarf girlfriend: "yeah...so I went looking for him!, hahaha!"

Interviewer: "So you went after him!? How did that make you feel when she went looking for you...? (Interview continues on pg.23)