Elegance

Boris is completely flabbergasted, if not mildly shaken, by the sheer virtuosity and panache of this incredible work of art. Boris also notes, with his characteristic humility, that this creation has transcended even Boris’s famously high standards. Few can reach such heights, but Boris acknowledges greatness when Boris sees it. Therefore, Boris is thrilled to present you with the bedazzling GOLDEN WOLF AWARD. Congratulations! You may bask in its glory, but not to close. It’s shiny, golden goodness may radiate heat and cause sunburn.

(No Wolves (real, fictional, mythical, or metaphorical) were harmed in the making of these awards. However, a substantial number of electrons had their mail rerouted to random locations, creating chaos in the postal system. The postman responsible has been Identified and promoted.)