Female Grunt

Grunts are the ones your parents warned you about... Don't mess with their naps, officers, or doc... Disturb any of the three, and well, you might find yourself un-alived in creative ways... For example if you ever hear them shout fire for effect, while pointing your way, you can pretty much be assured that every grenade launcher and mortar that they possess will be raining destruction down on your location in mere seconds. Should you get lucky that they run out of ammo, understand that just means you won't be shot. You'll probably hear the command "Knives" right after that... Otherwise, you might get the special treatment and become the proud, or not so proud recipient of a "Grunts & Crafts" project, which usually doesn't go good for the recipient.