Lemminkäinen

Lemminkäinen is a character from the Finnish myth called The Kalevala. Lemminkäinen is a disaster. His sword is basically a lightsaber. His singing is so bad that it wakes everybody in all of Pohjola. When he falls into the river of Tuonela after trying to win the Maid of Pohjola's hand in marriage, Lemminkäinen's mom uses a very large rake to find all the pieces of his body and then sews him back together.