Baroness Uniqua Gashlycrumb

I have questions for the creators of the Backyardigans after learning about this woman. Uniqua has no descendants living today, despite having twenty-six children and a husband with whom she behaved like a jackrabbit. So far, no one has provided a sensible explanation, or even a theory, as to why the handsome Baron was strangled by a strange mechanical sofa, why his children followed him so swiftly (and in alphabetical order), and why Uniqua herself seemed not the slightest bit embittered by any of it. Only once has the question been asked at all, and the answer was this: "Give me some of your children, said the Insect God, for mine are hungry, and you have too many."