The oldest version of Little Red Riding Hood was rather different!

"Oh Grandmother, what big pointy ears you have!" "All the better to listen to the prayers of my worshipers with!" "Oh Grandmother, what a great slender muzzle you have!" "All the better to recite the spells & incantations to guide you through the Afterlife with!" "Oh Grandmother, what huge black shiny paws you have...!" "All the better to embalm and mummify you with.......Oh for Osiris's sake girl, use your eyes and brain! How could I look anything like your grandmother unless she too was a jackal god?!!!"