The Infinite Monkey Theorem

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Okay...first of all, chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys... Second, because the orangutans surpress the arts and sciences in favor of faith, I doubt that there would even be typewriters that hadn't been confiscated or destroyed. I think there's a better chance that if you have an infinite number of apes, eventually a few will escape in Charlton Heston's space ship and go on a wacky time travel adventure.

Real talk: this is so so good. I love this piece. How do I get one of those chimps to do my taxes? 👍

one copy of Romeo and Juliet coming up