BOND STEVEN BOND (+ Polyphonic Prose)

Steven Bond exclaimed how he’s no different from his brother James; although, he’s a kind of discontented malcontent not a field agent to any extent. He attended Eton College too, served in the Royal Navy, just like James and other spy guys do, but when Steven began working for MI6, he knew nothing about all their cool espionage tools and tricks. Unfortunately, Steven has mechanical struggles, even zippers often give him troubles. Those wristwatch gadgets, the standard Walther PPK pistol, jetpack, a miniature camera, or Aston Martin car, nothing works right for Steven, not even the exploding cigar. Ernst Stavro Blofeld isn’t at all his nemesis, mainly those spy devices are his real menaces. Steven had a problem with the usual government issued poison pen. Forget the global criminal organization SPECTRE, it’s just lucky Steven was wearing a pocket protector.