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Boris is in a great state of mind today! For on this day, sure to quickly forgotten when something that really important., Boris has one the TOP 10 Badge with his major class creation entitled Little Jacky Paper and Puff, the Magic Dragon. But onto more important stuff. Boris is utterly flabbergasted by the absolute virtuosity and panache of this tremendous work of art. Boris also says this creation has transcended even Boris's superior expectations. Therefore, Boris is proud to bestow upon this creation a bedazzling 8.9 Bear Claws out of a possible 10.00 Bear Claws. Congratulations! (No bears (real, mythical, or metaphorical) were harmed in the creation of these awards. However, a substantial number of electrons had their mail delivered to the wrong address, causing widespread confusion. The postman responsible has been promoted.)