Grumpy Old Plaid

a man (a mix of Hugh Jackman and Steve Lamacq and Humphrey Bogart) wearing a plaid shirt and plaid pants, sitting in a recliner upholstered in plaid fabric, wearing glasses, next to a plaid lamp

intricately detailed, hyperrealistic, dazzling, maximalist, glittering, perfect_anatomy, fairy dust, perfect composition, vibrant, volumetric lighting, gorgeous colours, painterly, perfect masterpiece, plaid, clear details, beautifully shot, amazing depth, super crisp clear details, matrix metering, ...

ugly, tiling, twins, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn feet, poorly drawn face, out_of_frame, extra limbs, disfigured, deformed, dull_eyes, extra_hands, extra_fingers, too_many_fingers, disembodied_hands, disembodied_legs, extra_legs, body out of frame, blurry, bad_anatomy, blurred, watermark, grainy, ...