The Glee of Grime

Goblin masquerade by Greg Rutkowski, James Gurney, and Johan Grenier

In a land where the stench Will never go away An atmosphere of filth clouds the Light of the day. Condemned to rule this land By an oath forced to be sworn. One stands above the rest Prince of a land forlorn.

I will infect you with a curse Immerse you in the bog of stench headfirst! My land will leave you drenched I am Prince of the Land of Stench! And growing old, you'll see me laugh While pointing grizzled amber staff My thirst for power you w

The streets are lined With a mixture of feces and gore. The prince is still not satisfied He's calling out for more! From open windows Cradles will be snatched! From the cliff side down to the boiling sea Infants shall be cast!

Wading through mounds of moldering limbs His highness closes in with a smoldering grin. Watch his steps well with an anticipating eye For the moment they stop is the moment you die!

Gleefully destroying as he covers you in slime Snaps off your neck to make a crapper (fecal party's a good time!) Your skin is toilet paper and he'll use your bile as lube Next thing you know you're oozing shit like a toothpaste tube!

While they all take turns violating your orifi The king and his men crack jokes and high five! Snapping and popping and squelching are the sounds That your insides make as they're passed around!

Bend before my will! You have no hope, no chance to stay alive So fucking Break! Beneath my stench! Suffocate! Bend before my will! You have no hope, no chance to stay alive So fucking Break Beneath my stench! Suffocate!

Chaotic, haunting, epic, creepy, horror, gross, gnarly, weird, disturbing, occult, satanic, demonic, frightening, by Dariusz Zawadzki, John Jude Palencar, Gustave Doré, Zdzisław Beksiński, Pär Olofsson, H.R. Giger