Look, Leo... perspective, the Mona Lisa, the helicopter... awesome, really great work, man. But you’re completely messing up the White Russian.

Noooo, man! The cream has to be fresh and liquid, and you pour it slowly at the end so it floats right on top of the Kahlúa and the vodka! You can't whip it with your mechanical whisks, and goat milk doesn't go in there. Come on, Leo... you re-filter the matter but you’re ruining the vibe! There are rules here, you know? Just pour and abide, man!