A Hyperrealistic, eerie photo of a female Bigfoot creature, dressed in tattered clothes. The creature has a beaming smile on its face, makin...

Boris is utterly flabbergasted by the absolute virtuosity and panache of this tremendous work of art. Boris also says this creation has transcended even Boris's superior expectations. Therefore, Boris is proud to bestow upon this creation a bedazzling 9.5 Bear Claws out of a possible 10.00 Bear Claws. Congratulations! (No bears (real, mythical, or metaphorical) were harmed in the creation of these awards. However, a substantial number of electrons had their mail delivered to the wrong address, causing widespread confusion. The postman responsible has been promoted.)