Cartoony Presents: Squawk Talk

Bart: (sipping his soda, adjusting his sunglasses) Hey Bob, you ever notice how these humans just leave their trash all over our beach? It's like they think we're their personal cleaning crew or something.

Bob: (cracking open a can) I know, right? It's like, "Oh, let's just leave our soda cans here. The seagulls will take care of it." Newsflash, folks, we got wings, not vacuum cleaners!

Bart: (laughs) Yeah, and they always think they're being so clever with those "Please don't litter" signs. Like, can we even read those? We're seagulls, not bookworms!

Bob: (pretending to read a sign) "Please don't... oh, look, another soda can for us to step over. Thanks a lot, Carl!"

Bart: (finishes his soda and tosses the can aside) I'd love to help clean up, but, you know, no strong hands. Just these flimsy wings.