Irresistibly Scuzzy

OH SNAP. This hyena has more attitude than my Aunt Linda when someone parks in her spot. The hair? Iconic. The outfit? Shredded denim legend. She’s clearly the lead singer of a band called “Snarlcore” and eats glitter for breakfast. I like how she looks like she could either start a dance-off or a food fight.

If it were my art, I’d give her laser eyes and a skateboard made of nachos. Because logic.

Better luck next time, normies!

/PJ, 9½ – Keeper of the Secret Punk Hyena Society