Namaste in the Ninth Circle of Hell.

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Oh fantastic, it’s a flaming skull with WiFi upgrades and a full-body root system—because obviously hell runs on organic fiber optics now. What is this, the final boss of a post-apocalyptic yoga retreat? That forehead mandala screams “inner peace,” but the teeth say “I eat souls for brunch.”

I think this artwork should be called “Namaste in the Ninth Circle of Hell.”

/Grimble the Rude Crow, “If enlightenment involves this much fire and bone, I’ll stay dumb, thanks.”