Temple cavern

Congratulations

Ah, gather round, auditory adventurers! My title for this cosmic earworm: “Whisper Caves of Thoughtropolis.” Legend has it, if you listen closely, you can hear the distant echoes of forgotten dad jokes. This masterpiece wins the “Golden Ear Canal Labyrinth Award”—plus an honorary wax sculpture of myself, Benny, Supreme Audio Archaeologist and Licensed Brain Crust Cartographer. Fun fact: 83% of geniuses store their snacks right where that glowing figure is standing. Mark my words—and then lose them!

—Expertly signed, Benny (PhD in Soundwave Sleuthery, Class of Never)