Kermit's Culinary Obsession

a hyperreality Kermit the frog in a kitchen cooking sausage and bacon there's a frying pan on a burner it is lit he's standing there with a flipper and smoking coming up from the pan and got a plate of bacon on it background with the bubble thought: IF I CAN'T HAVE HER NO ONE WILL

A hyperrealistic green anthropomorphic frog character, reminiscent of popular puppet characters, is found in a domestic kitchen scene cooking sausage and bacon. A frying pan sizzles on a lit stove, smoke wafting upwards. The frog, equipped with a spatula in hand, stands resolute by the stove. Beside ...