The retiring postman went with the new guy on his first day.
Now in this street: 
No17 knock 3 times and push the letters under the door.
No 32 knock 6 times and push the letters through the letter flap.
No 51 the dog is mean, throw a steak up the hall get in deliver the letters and get out quick.
No 17 and 32 no problem.
No 51 the rookie says I have this juicy pork chop that I was going to have for lunch for him.
He throws the pork chop in goes through the door, a lot of screaming and the rookie comes out clothes torn and bloodied.
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