A Pixar Minion is a Lonely Goat Herder

Living in the countryside, under the warm gentle sunshine of Sardinia, the Minion enjoys the company of his beloved and loyal goats, but now and then, he thinks about his long distance girlfriend @vix and the wonderful conversations they have.

Vixyna had always longed for a handsome goat herder to take her away to a life of wine and cheese, and goats, and when she took one look at his single enormous eye and jaundiced lozenge shaped body, she knew it was love.