The Other Me

"The Other Me" — A failed Epicurean, born into family wealth, luxuriously unemployed, and dedicated to cheerfully draining the family estate. A collector of vintage cars and historic guitars, yet stubbornly in love, married, and faithful. I might seem fickle, but fifteen days a year I retreat to a monastery to study philosophy, mythology, and anthropology. Deep down in my soul, I am a true ascetic... though very deep down, buried beneath layers of velvet and gasoline. Destiny placed this golden burden upon my shoulders, and I gladly enjoy the sheer luck of being wealthy, handsome, and blissfully "unknown." While awaiting the heirs, we share our kingdom with a dog named Buk. (Source: The Diary of an Old Liar and Show-Off)