UNFORTUNATE FORTUNE COOKIE (+ Polyphonic Prose)

Sally was a rookie fortune cookie writer, who wrote cookie fortunes part-time. Most always the fortunes were the same, just that special way they all rhymed. Don’t walk down scary back lanes. Don’t drive in a car near Fifth and Main. You may be run over by a train. Avoid petting any stray Great Danes. Watch the weather for any hurricanes. Avoid yanking on any pull chains. Try not running with leather shoes in the rain. All her fortunes were not correct, except for that one. You may not believe but there's no doubt, none. Your house will fly away just like an aeroplane. When the customer read the fortune, his laughter could not be constrained.