There Has to Be an Easier Way to Get the Body of a Gazelle

One of my favourite cartoons is of a desperately running little round rhino with a poster of a svelte unicorn on the wall.. speaks to me on a personal level! Animals need to inform us on accepting our shapes and abilities. turns out some of us are more sloth than slithering salamander and we should be grateful for our relatively slow pace of life... but of course media and marketing tell us we are only worthy if we're cheetah and gazelle...