The truth? Well... he's retired, he's old, he's cranky ... and ... his days are numbered (because he's old 🙄).
When he wakes up in the morning, everything hurts. He stumbles out to the kitchen half asleep.
His morning routine is two cups of coffee, a banana, and a granola bar. He gets online to check his bank balance. Most likely, he's still in his pj's. 😉
And then he gets on Night Cafe ... where he's instantly transformed into Relax Max!
Max is the man! Max is a young, hip photographer... stuck in the 70's ... and very popular with the ladies. 😉
Beautiful women of all kinds and colors party non-stop at Max's Hollywood mansion!
With Max at the helm, the old man feels young again!