Skeletor uniting the broken staves of ancient sorcery

Boris has taken the potion and has recited the Spell "Ancient Powers of Evil, transform this decaying body into that of MUM-RA THE EVER LIVING!" and in a blinding flash of light and smoke, Boris finds himself to a certain corner in Winslow, Arizona, saying, "I knew I should have turned right at Albuquerque." So Boris will have delay the battle to another day. In the meantime, Boris is utterly amazed by the sheer brilliance and flair of this masterpiece creation. Boris also says this creation has surpassed even Boris's lofty expectations. Therefore, Boris is proud to bestow upon this creation a dazzling 8.99 Bear Claws out of a possible 10.00 Bear Claws. Congratulations! (No bears (real, mythical, or metaphorical) were harmed in the creation of these awards. However, a substantial number of electrons were very upset by the whole process and will need years of therapy.Nor were any ancient powers of evil summoned.)