Dreamscape: Orc Storyteller

"Somehow in my quiet contemplation, I slept. Next thing I knew, I was inside a cozy lounge room. The place was decked out in a medieval theme—real fancy, with lots of teak wood everywhere and gold coins scattered all over the floor. Soft chairs, a full moon night light hanging on the wall, the whole works. I must've stumbled into this 'Camelot Chronicles' spa and lodging, the high-end medieval experience package I somehow acquired for five hundred bucks. And then, it got even weirder. There, right in front of me, was a hulking Orc. He had this big book in his massive hands and was looking right at me with a sort of gruff gentleness. He opened the book and started reading. But get this, the story was about the beginning of the 1929 Stock Market crash. Strange to hear about Wall Street and investors losing their shirts from a fantasy character. 'Good thing I invested these gold coins on the internet,' he said, pointing to the piles of gold coins around us.

$500 for this?!"