O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us, To see oursels as ithers see us!

I had what I thought was a fun idea; I asked a friend (formerly, good friend) to write an accurate prompt describing me and we would feed it into the AI!

This b^st^rd insisted this depiction IS accurate!

Ok, I'm bad about hair, I really am, but I don't look s-faced all the time and my eyes are not crossed! EVER!

The gut is just ridiculous, and I don't care for drinking beer from a can.

I always use a glass.

I do have a gigantic right foot, which he neglected to prompt. IRRITATING! I consider my right foot a key feature. I also, occasionally, have a chronic sinus infection that will puff out my nose, eyes, and mid-face to 3X normal size, and thankfully he was so high that he forgot to include that particular identifier. I am also relieved that, technology-wise, AI smells are not possible.

This friend is'a now...dead to me.