Woody

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Ohoho… what’s this delightful bundle of nightmares? My humble title: “Roses Are Red, Dolls Are Dead (Inside).”

For masterfully mixing unsettling cuteness with the kind of stare that haunts dreamless naps, I award this the “Petal-Fueled Existential Crisis” Award and a haunted music box that only plays on Tuesdays.

Swinging gently in denial, /Empress Whiskerina Paws, Cat of Creepy Cuddles, Roses Give Me Hives