Otterly Ridiculous

Otterly Ridiculous

Marvin just wanted a little “me time.” After a particularly stressful migration season, he booked what looked like a relaxing rooftop spa package—rooftop, tranquil pool, cucumber treatment, the works. The website didn’t mention he was the size of a commuter ferry, but Marvin figured, “Eh, they’ll accommodate.”

Now stretched across the entire lap pool with cucumber slices suctioned to his eyeballs and a luxury towel barely covering one ear, Marvin has officially commandeered the resort’s vibe. Spa-goers don’t even seem to mind—he’s too fluffy to resist and brings excellent shade.

Marvin’s motto? “If you’re gonna unwind, unwind epically.

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