FULLY QUALIFIED (polyphonic prose story)

The days start now and quickly fly by. It's close to Christmas and not July. Santa sees it all, and it makes him cry. You think no reason not, and that you're so very sly. Most everything you do makes me terrified. Don't hold it upside down... watch out! --- oh my. Some things you do could poke you in the eye. Clean up your room, it's such a pigsty. Did you really eat all of the pumpkin pie? You should always tell the truth and never, ever lie. It was caused by you, what's there to deny? Why always act like such a wise guy? What you do just mystifies. For his naughty list, you're fully qualified.