ZACK AND CRACKS ( + Polyphonic Prose)

Zack Schwend was a crack filler, the best of all. He always said, “No cracks are too big or too small." With specialized CRACKSOLOGY he used the latest technology and applied his strict methodology. It was all understood by Zack, just exactly how to fix every crack. Zack’s reputation for applying his innovations was without any limitations. Fixing cracks in old paintings he called restoration. Fixing cracks in old dams he called preservation. Fixing cracks in old buildings he called renovation. Fixing cracks in old roads he called reclamation. He says, “There is no crack I can’t mend. I’ll fix every crack, or my name is not Zack Schwend” All his neighbors think Zack’s just a real looney toon. Zack wants to even fix all the cracks on the moon.